Samplettes of Desi English:  

 1.Principal to student…” I  saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel
pulling cigerette… ? “

2. Class teacher once said :  ” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”

3. once Hindi teacher  said….”i’m going out of the world to America..”

4. “..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN  FRONT OF MY BACK..”

5.Dont..laugh at the back  benches…otherwise teeth and all will be
fallen down…..

6. It was very hot in the  afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried
to switch the fan on, but  there was some problem. and then she said ” why is fan not oning”(ing  form of on)

7. Teacher in a furious  mood… write down ur name and father of ur name!!

8. “shhh… quiet… the  principal is revolving around college”

9.  My manager started like  this “Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids”

10.  “I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind” said the professor and
erased the board

11.  “Will u hang that calender  or else i’ll HANG MYSELF”

12. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,” IF U  WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”

13.  Chemistry HOD comes and  tells us…. “My aim is to study my son and
marry my daughter”

14.  Tomorrow call ur parents  especially mother and father

15.   “why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”

16.  Lab assistant said this  when my friend wrote wrong code.. “I
understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

17.  Seing the principal  passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
“Keep quiet, the  principal has passed away”
 

18. TEACHER :  ”Open the doors of the windows and let the climate come in..”

19.  Teacher : “Write your name on a slip and slip the slip under my door..”

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